What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Paul Dylan King!

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Nobody cares.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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What abou three times

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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