- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

i love huge wieners.

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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