is mayonnaise an instrument?

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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What is the difference between a duck?

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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The 19th Amendment

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What is next?

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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