what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

cory is gay

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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