Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

thumb_up thumb_down +21

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

thumb_up thumb_down +21

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Don't think of granny porn

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

the

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

thumb_up thumb_down +19

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

thumb_up thumb_down +17

asian drivers.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

thumb_up thumb_down +17

1234 5

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

thumb_up thumb_down +17

wanna hear a joke? not really

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops