How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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alston wang

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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