What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

wanna hear a joke? not really

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

A jew go out of a bar

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

9/11

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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