Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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