Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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My butt!!!!

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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