Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

What's up? The sky.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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