What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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im a selling a car

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Hi.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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