whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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