Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Penis-Pump

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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