- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

A russian gives away vodka.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

marshal sterio had sex

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Chuck Norris died.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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