A British man walks into a dental office.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Penis

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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