IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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