What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

The weels on the bus go...flat

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

women's rights

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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