Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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