- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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