Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Period Blood

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Woman's rights.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

verry nice how mUCH?

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

joe diragi makes paul look straight

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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