- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Penis.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

AVB

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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