- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

How do u shit With ur ass

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Watch your lips.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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