whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Darude - Sandstorm

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Women

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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Barack Obama

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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