There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

marshal sterio had sex

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the child step on a ball?

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Chuck Norris died.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Knock knock *runs away laughing*

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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