It smells like triangles in here.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

OGC - tilt your head

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

Blind people can't read this.

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

Will you marry me?

A Jew walks into a Furness

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

women's rights

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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