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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

my mom raped yerr foot

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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