After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Obama

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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