What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Canida

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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read this

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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i'm not gay

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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