- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

I have no ideas.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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