- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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