- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

I'm a like whore

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

connor sucks

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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