why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Why? Because!

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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hi michael

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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