Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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