Homework.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Susie has Autism

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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