A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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