One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Gays

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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