If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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guess what chicken butt

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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