A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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how did the little girl die cancer

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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