- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Knock knock What

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

a man walks into a bar it hurt

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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