How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Good.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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Ken wins!

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Alt F4

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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