- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

Six million.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

Gabe Mercado

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Please spell dyslexia.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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