- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

My butt!!!!

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

A russian gives away vodka.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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