How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

thumb_up thumb_down +20

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

69

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

whats 2+2? 4

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A baby seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

thumb_up thumb_down +18

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

thumb_up thumb_down +18

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops