- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Mr Webb Hit keyboard loudly -...

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

Ken wins!

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

A snake walks into a bar

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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