An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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oh hiya come in

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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