Fire extinguishers are sexy.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

thumb_up thumb_down +1

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Reed is poopin

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops