tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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Hashtag

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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