What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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brian mcgee is gay!

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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What's up? A direction...

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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