What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

whats 2+2? 4

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Period Blood

Women's rights.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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