Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Sorry boss

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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penis hehehehe

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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