A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

thumb_up thumb_down -17

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

what's red and blue? your heart

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

thumb_up thumb_down -27

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

thumb_up thumb_down -31

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops