What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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You just won the game...

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Susie has Autism

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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