- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Homework.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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