Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Women's Sports

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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