Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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marshal sterio had sex

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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