- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

what is big and white? the moon

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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