- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

A woman comes at the doctor.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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