whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Chuck Norris died.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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