What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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motley crew

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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...NO.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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