I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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That didn't hurt.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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myspace

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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