- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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