A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Are you a human?

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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