- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

You just won the game...

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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