What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

Woman's Rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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