What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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